Aw, what a cute stick figure family in your car window! Let’s see them get mowed down by my Imperial AT-AT while they run for their sticky little lives!

The Empire Doesn't Care Sticker

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Nothing inspires that Rebel scum to stay out of your lane on the freeway like a little intimidation. If the parking lot at work looks like somebody played stick-figure tic-tac-toe on all the car windows, you need this. Shut down the basic memes before they atke over, that’s what we say!

This sticker has an Empire AT-AT unit first seen in The Empire Strikes Back, blazing after a stick figure running for its life. It’s a josh of dark humor and a frank warning about Imperial cold-bloodedness. Which is just what every commute needs, isn’t it?

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