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The Empire Doesn’t Care About Your Stick Figure Family Star Wars Vinyl Car Decal Sticker

The Empire Doesn't Care Sticker

Nothing inspires that Rebel scum to stay out of your lane on the freeway like a little intimidation. If the parking lot at work looks like somebody played stick-figure tic-tac-toe on all the car windows, you need this. Shut down the basic memes before they atke over, that’s what we say!

This sticker has an Empire AT-AT unit first seen in The Empire Strikes Back, blazing after a stick figure running for its life. It’s a josh of dark humor and a frank warning about Imperial cold-bloodedness. Which is just what every commute needs, isn’t it?

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