It’s a big world out there. Seriously, though – even the Super Mario World “speed runs” take forever.
Context is everything, and if that intro wasn’t confusing enough, try and make sense of the aforementioned “speed runs” and not have your head explode.
Thankfully, there are tamer indulgences in the Super Mario World, such as the shirt you almost certainly have noticed by this point.
A wardrobe power-up, for sure.