This Stranger Things “I Dump Your Ass” Mug is the new breakup text.

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You’ve heard of break-up over the phone, and by text, but this Stranger Things “I Dump Your Ass” mug is our new favorite way to break up with someone.

There are so many possibilities here. Invite your significant over for some coffee and casually sip your beverage with this label out. Or, better yet, present them with this mug full of coffee and see if they get the hint. Don’t want to have contact with them while you’re breaking it off? No problem. Send this mug in a gift basket to their work.

Someone seriously please do this and let us know how it goes. At least the blow will be lessened because they’ll have a sweet mug to remember you by.

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