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Science Fiction Things
A list of all of the things we've found (so far) from the Science Fiction department of the internet. Have at it.
Billy, Jigsaw's doll from the Saw horror movie franchise, is movie-prop-sized and talks. You can get it now, or you can go on in life haunted by its memory.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters is the most harmless thing. Something we love from childhood, that could never, ever possibly destroy us.
The short-lived series Gravity Falls is still picking up new members of its cult fan base. Bide your time to world domination with your own Bill Cipher.
Exploring the limits of time and space with The Doctor? It's dangerous out there, better take some cookies in your TARDIS.
You'll have to own this model of Herbert West from the movie Re-Animator yourself. Otherwise you end up like one more talking head in the sideshow of life!
Good old dependable red shirts, they always come in handy when you want to show how deadly the alien fauna on this planet. Join the red shirt brigade!
If Optimus Prime can lead the Autobots to victory against the Decepticons, he can guard your data with this nifty 8GB USB stick loaded with bonus content.
Aw, what a cute stick figure family in your car window! Let's see them get mowed down by my Imperial AT-AT while they run for their sticky little lives!
If there was ever a final year to argue that humans are the virus, it's 2020. Bender has our final solution. Look, it even mimics Bernie's logo!
Celebrate the 35th aniversary of Back to the Future with this Playmobil set, complete with your own time-traveling DeLorean. Please time travel responsibly.
Get your puppet master on with this Major Motoko Kusanagi figure from the hit anime and manga series Ghost in the Shell. It's still going strong!
The odds are in your favor to claim your own Hunger Games Mockingjay pin, since the franchise is renewed with the latest novel installment.
Is this too much dark power to entrust to you? This Book of the Sith comes with enough realistic props to film your own installment, plus motorized storage.
A close encounter of the nerd kind with your own light-up night-flying UFO. Please avoid the temptation to start your own UFO cult, easy as it might be.
This mock-up poster from the Black Mirror episode USS Callister is a must-have for Trekkies, Black Mirror fans, and geek meta-culture in general.
Towel Day is May 25, in honor of Douglas Adams and his magnum opus, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. This beach towel is for the savvy space explorer.
Been peeking into strange pods and then boarding ships without proper quarantine? Get a Facehugger mask and watch social distancing work all by itself.
Look who rolled in from the scrap heap today! Our old buddy Robbie the Robot, the most iconic old-skool sci-fi prop from decades of film and TV!
We live in strange times indeed, which makes this the perfect time to be an alien. This mask will make a true believer out of anyone.