|He’s starred as the Ghost Rider, alternative noir Spider-Man, a Lovecraft translation, the most John Woo film that John Woo ever made, and the most embarrassing horror movie remake in history (you are never living down The Wicker Man, Nick! Nev. Er.)
Subject of a million enduring Internet memes, who else but Nicholas Cage would demand his own sequin play-pillow? What games you and Nicholas Cage play together in the privacy of your own home is your business.
How many Nicholases could Nicholas Cage cage if Nicholas Cage could cage Nicholases? While we recover from that stroke, here’s a sequin Nick Cage pillow.