In these days of social distancing and mandated quarantine, people had better have a darn good reason for coming to your door! Subject your guests to the third degree with this classic doormat.
This mat references the bridge scene from Monty Python & The Holy Grail. If you do use it for a doormat, be on guard for guests exceptional in their knowledge of swallows who might turn it back on you. You have to know these things when you’re a king.
