Forget the glass, just give me the pitcher. For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails.


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So, how are you dealing with COVID-19? Some people embrace hobbies, some people catch up on reading, some people spruce up their home. But to look at the increased alcohol sales since the pandemic started, the answer a lot of you have is “glug, glug, glug.” Hey, we’re not judging. It keeps you indoors, right?

Archer, the protagonist hero of the FX series of the same name, may just end up being our official mascot of the 2020s. Certainly the year so far reads just like an Archer plot. Just be careful not to copy him too faithfully, or you just might find yourself in… the “Danger Zone!” (Sorry, couldn’t resist)

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