Earthbound, the Super Nintendo game with a cult behind it so fanatic, the Freemasons are jealous! This is a map of Onett printed on a mug. “Fuzzy pickles!”

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We were going to talk about what an unshakable cult there has been formed around the classic Super Nintendo RPG Earthbound. But then out of nowhere a spinning photographer landed and demanded to take our picture right on the spot, so we got distracted. What kind of photo phrase is “fuzzy pickles” anyway?

This mug has a game-faithful printout of the town of Onett all around it. We know you probably have enough coffee mugs already, but sometimes the content justifies the medium. Until they come out with wall-to-wall SNES map carpeting, we have to make do with this.

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