|“Where’s my pen?” Oh wait, here is the dark Sith Lord himself offering it to me humbly! Now that’s what I call service! Whether you’re signing the bill of sale to send your boy slave helper off with a Jedi, or applying your signature to an order that will cement your rise to power in the Galactic Senate, this pen holder will infuse the event with the proper degree of drama and dignity.|
The pen is mightier than the sword, they say? Very well, a lightsaber is just a fancy sword, so a pen must be more powerful than that too. If you use a pen for nothing more than scribbling out a shopping list, though, ol’ Darthie is just going to have to resign himself to a lower purpose.
You have some nerve making Darth Vader your pen-bearer! We hope you use the pen for something more important than homework.