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Is there any task that isn’t more expeditious from having Captain Jean-Luc Picard on board? You’d think we ran out of warp speed merchandise when we did a whole post on Picard, but here’s another one.

When you’re all done whipping up your kitchen masterpiece and ready to send it on its journey to your oven, let the Captain give the order. And be sure to have plenty of Earl Gray (hot) on hand.

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