We’re not here to judge Bowsette fans. We get her. Just take your figurine and be happy, and don’t tell us anything about what transpires between you!

 

Bowsette_figurine

(Heads up! This content uses referral links. See our privacy policy for more info.)

Where is your God now? The mighty minions of 4chan have willed forth this very unofficial addition to the Mario Brothers franchise, and we bet Nintendo isn’t going to endorse it anytime soon. But Bowsette is by the people, for the people, right? Originally suggested by a boss fight in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (2014) for the Game Boy Advance and Wii U, in which Bowser is possessed by a female to become “Bowletta,” Nintendo game designers had no idea what they’d awoken when the fan base responded with the decidedly more titillating Bowsette.

So come on, ya weirdos, here’s your Bowsette! Don’t act like you haven’t been cosplaying her at cons for a few years now. We document the whole sordid story in our impressively thought-out list post of the Mario Donkey Kong franchise’s weirdest moments.

Get it